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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Nov 3, 2009 7:16am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: any Appliantologists around here?

I prefer the Joe's Garage version

L Ron Hoover's First Church of Appliantology

Some people think
That if they go too far
They'll never get back
To where the rest of them are
I might be crazy
But there's one thing I know
You might be surprised
At what you find when ya go!

(And thus, having rationalized his expedition to L. Ron's modernistic office / cathedral / warehouse / condominium complex, JOE seeks the answer to his problem.)

Oh oh oh, Mystical Advisor
What is my problem, tell me, can you see?

Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, It appears to me!

That all seems very, very strange
I never craved a toaster or a color T. V.

A Latent Appliance Fetishist is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself
That sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of MACHINES...
Get the picture?

Are you telling me
I should come out of the closet now Mr. Ron?

No, my son! You must go into THE CLOSET
And you will have a lot of fun!
That's where they all live
So if you want an appliance to love you
You'll have to go in there n' get you one

Well...that seems simple enough...

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Poster: buscameby Date: Nov 3, 2009 12:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: any Appliantologists around here?

"but I got the crystal ball"

is that a real poncho or a sears poncho?